THINGS (MOST) WOMEN NEVER SAY

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1. I'll Swallow it all....I love the taste
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart, Do another one!
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house
7. You are so sexy when you are hung over
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's suscribe to Hustler
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house
13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.!
14. Honey....our new neighbors daughter is sunbathing, again, come see.
15. I know it's alot tighter back there but could you please try again.
16. No, No, I'll take the car to change the oil
17. Your mother is way better than mine
18. DO me a favour, forget Valetines Day, and buy something for yourself
19. I understand fully.....our anniversary comes every year, so why dont you go hunting with the guys, its a great stress reliever.
20. Oh come ON, what do ya say we get a good porno, a case of beer, a few joints and have my friend Tamara come over for a threesome.
21. Not the fucking mall again, lets go for a beer at that new strip joint
22. Listen, I make enough money for both of us, why dont you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8
23. You need your sleep ya big silly. Now stop getting up for the night feedings.
24. Hon, if I dont get to blow you soon, I swear im gonna bust.
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya.
26. You are right and I am sooooo wrong
27. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
28. Go ahead and leave the seat up.
29. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
30. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
31. This diamond is way too big.
32. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
33. Wow, it really is 14 inches!
34. Does this make my butt look too small?
35. I'm wrong, you must be right again.
36. Why don't you go out with your friends to see the strippers tonight?
37. I could never be with any other man, but I don't mind at all if you see other women.
38. I insist that you always put your mother before me
39. I love a good cigar after sex
40. Move over, I'm driving. I love city traffic.
41. The smell of oil and gas makes me horny. Let's do it on the workbench.
42. That porn star Dixie Dynamite sounds like one heads-up chick. I wish I could meet her one day.
43. It's so romantic when you pull out and cum on my back.
44. Let's skip that stage show with Mel Gibson and go watch the Tyson fight at a bar.
45. Your buddies tell the best stories. I could listen to them all day.
46. I understand.
47. I love it when you finger me while you drive.
48. Let's stay at that dirty, old motel on the highway. It's cheaper and we can spend the money we save on beer.
49. Don't fix the toilet, I'll just keep going in the bushes outside.
50. I think I'll call him up and ask him out.
51. Sleeping with all the guys on the softball team doesn't make that girl a slut! She's just really friendly.
52. Don't dirty a knife or fork, eat with your hands like me.
53. Oh yeah,... *any* hole you want!!!
54. I'll swallow... Spittin' is a waste...


THINGS (MOST) MEN NEVER SAY

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1. Don't worry about the trash. I'll take it out
2. I have a headache
3. No... I'm not in the mood
4. Honey... I'll finish the laundery and the dishes... You just rest
5. I'll watch the kids. Go out and have fun with the girls... oh.. here's $50
6. I love go shopping with you... and see you try out outfit after outfit
7. No.. I don't wanta BJ... I rather just cuddle with you
8. Your mother is way better than mine
9. I understand
10. WOW... Your butt looks so small in those clothes
11. Wanna go shopping? Let's buy you a new warddrobe!

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